Ernest Hemingway once won a bet where he had to write a short story in six words. These were the six words.

How anyone could dispute this mans genius is beyond me.

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Anonymous asked: You sparkly cupcake mouse. Aren't you just a fluffy marshmallow kitten? Thanks a lot, you tasty muffin snake. Glittery brownie bear. Pretty pancake porcupine. You look like a sexy candy panda today.

This was sent to me a long time ago. I don’t remember by who. I don’t know why I’m choosing to post it now. 

All I know is that there are no words…

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threefeetdeep asked: hi hi cailin, just wanted to say that although we don't see each that often, i'm always genuinely excited to hang out with you <3 you have a beauteous soul.

I got this message a long time ago and never got around to responding. 

Cailin Baby loves and appreciates you :]

Everybody has to believe in something to get through a rough day. 

If you’re a college student, sleep is a wonderful thing to believe in. 

Believe with all your heart that if you finish all your work, you’ll get to take a nap or — at the very least — get to go to sleep early. 

And it will be glorious. 

Oh. Oh dear. Cailin Baby enjoys. :]

retroarama:

Skinless Wiener Ad 1940 on Flickr.

“That’s a Hot one”- didn’t someone tweet that to Anthony Weiner about his own skinless wiener

I hope so every day. Fairy tales have to be based on something, right?

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